Top image

This year you said:

YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP

67420 times

Bottom image

You need to touch some grass

Grass GIF

This year you switched 12 different OSs.

You need to be stopped.

But this year you changed something. You added 1 new game to your Steam account. You started playing Counter-Strike

Counter-Strike image

In just 3 months, poopman played 116 hours of Counter-Strike. Talk about

JOBLESS

if every match is 45 minutes (which we know they aren't) we've played 66 hours of matches.

Which is not too bad if not for the fact that we played 50 hours of deathmatch...

Practice GIF

Still, we won 53% of our matches so that's goated. Of course, one of us was GoatED, while the other one was goat.

Of course, we both had our highs and lows. Some more high, others very very low.

In birthday boy tradition, we start with the "highs" :

But we both know that it wasn't all good (obviously) so here's to hundreds of more hours:

From the magical air strikes, to breaking the knee caps of your enemies, you posted an average of -3.46 Leetify rating. Truly my goat.

All in all, happy birthday. 23 is a big number (Lebron, Michael Jordan, David Beckham, 23savage) The past years have not been easy, but your growth as a person has been nothing short of awesome. While your gaming skills improve slowly, your improvement as a person makes me happier than you can imagine (and probably more than Klara can imagine). Also congrats on not burning out by the age of 23. To many more Dotas at 20:30 and deathmatch until you get 1.0 KD (it's never happening). Inshallah, you climb out of silver, kaval.

From your friends

Final image
Click the image for a surprise!